The butt of all jokes!

Well folks, I guess it's safe to say that just about everyone has gotten a wedgie at some time in their life, and while unpleasant, and even embarrassing, it is usually quickly forgotten.

Not so with a guy in Oklahoma, who will remember this for a long, long time!

An Oklahoma man has pleaded guilty to first-degree manslaughter in the death of his stepfather, who was found dead with his underwear pulled over his head, with the elastic band cutting off his air, the Shawnee News-Star reports.

Brad Davis, 34, had initially been charged with first-degree murder but the former Marine pleaded guilty to the lesser charge before trial could begin on Monday, saying he had killed 58-year-old Denver Lee St. Clair in the "heat of passion while defending myself in a fight that got out of hand and went too far," reports the Oklahoman.

 http://www.newstalk1440.com/articles/weird-news-104673/man-pleads-guilty-to-giving-deadly-13586601/

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This story proves that it's not smart to insult people in other countries because they generally don't have a sense of Humour about their religion. 

Inappropriate photo shoots of one's buttocks are NOT appreciated.

A third set of tourists has allegedly been found doing just that at Cambodia's Angkor temple complex in broad daylight. 

The Cambodia Daily reports that two unnamed men around 30 years in age—one Italian, one Argentine—were allegedly spotted, bare-bottomed, by Ta Prohm temple guards at 2pm on Sunday. 

The guards say a 19-year-old Dutch woman was capturing their posteriors for posterity, and all three were arrested. 

Adding a slight ironic twist to the unwise shoot: The Ta Prohm sanctuary holds a giant face representing Prajnaparamita, which Atlas Obscura explains is "the personification of wisdom." 

It's unclear what will happen next to the tourists: The Phnom Penh Post reports they face deportation, and the prosecutor is said to be weighing whether to summarily try the trio or pass the case to an investigating judge. 

But resolution doesn't seem to be coming as quickly as it did for two American sisters, who after being caught baring their bottoms in February, were deported the following day. 

In that case, Lindsey Adams, 22, and Leslie Adams, 20, were handed a $250 fine and suspended six-month prison sentence and were barred from entering the country for four years. 

Three French men were also booted from the country in February over a similar photo shoot. 

As for the three now in custody, Long Kosal, an official who oversees the temples, tells the AFP and the Phnom Penh Post, "Their action affects the value of our temples. ... No tourists should take off their clothes."

 http://www.newser.com/story/206712/tourists-keep-baring-their-butts-at-sacred-temple.html?utm_source=part&utm_medium=iHeartRadio&utm_campaign=story

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Watching This Woman With DD Breast Implants In Her Butt Twerk Is Like Watching A Plate Of Jell-O Ride A Massage Chair

E!

I have a morbid curiosity with failed plastic surgeries. THERE! I finally said it. Kinda feels good to get that off my chest but at the same time not, mostly because it means I enjoy watching Botched, a television show on E! which is essentially the channel you watch if you’re a basic white chick who can’t go a day without watching an episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Fuck me gently, fuck me rough, but don’t make me watch E!, if you please.
But like I said, Botched is “aite,” and the past episode where they helped a woman with DD breast implants in her butt was fascinating.

Jana Stoner had DD breast implants inserted into her bum to give her Kardashian-sized curves. But now she wants them removed because her butt cheeks ‘twerk on their own’.
‘Jana’s butt implants are so big that when she twerks her buttock implants twerk independently of herself,’ he explains. ‘They have their own zip code.’
He’s also fascinated by the amount of control Jana can wield over each buttock. ‘It’s interesting that she can control each one individually,’ he tells colleague Dr Nassif, who looks deeply uncomfortable.(Via)

Check out the clip below to see what they’re talking about. It’s one of those things where you’re kinda like “ew” but not really and you can’t stop watching because it’s just so…round and, out there.