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(Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

What is God?

GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH!
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone brother 

2. He liked Gospel 

3. He didn't get a fair trial 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 

1. He went into His Father's business 

2. He lived at home until he was 33 

3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 

1. He talked with His hands 

2. He had wine with His meals 

3. He used olive oil 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian: 

1. He never cut His hair 

2. He walked around barefoot all the time 

3. He started a new religion 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian: 

1. He was at peace with nature 

2. He ate a lot of fish 

3. He talked about the Great Spirit 

 

 

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 

1. He never got married.. 

2. He was always telling stories. 

3. He loved green pastures.

 

 

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 

1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 

2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 

3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do 

 


Can I get an AMEN Here!!