Three women are playing the 4th hole at Crow Canyon Golf course when a naked man wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.
The 3 women look and are in shock at the size of his Manhood.
The first woman says, “Well he definitely is not my husband."
The second woman looks at his manhood and says,"He for sure is not my husband."
The third woman takes a good look and says "He's not even a member of this club."
his wife and three sons are with him.
He asks for two witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to
record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:
.. My son, Sean, I want you to take the Mayfair houses.
.. My son, Pat, you take the apartments over in the east end.
.. My son, Ryan, I want you to take the offices over in the City Centre.
.. Mary, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings
on the banks of the lake.
The nurse and witnesses are blown away, as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Jack slips away, the nurse says, "Mrs.
your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have
accumulated all this property".
Mary replies, "Property ? .... the asshole had a paper route!"