We're not in Kansas anymore Toto!

Folks, what are ya gonna do in Innisfil, Ontario, on Halloween?

INNISFIL, Ont. - He doesn't appear to have used that brain the Wizard gave him.

Police say officers dispatched to a fight call early Saturday in Innisfil, Ont., found a man dressed as the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz" being treated for injuries.

South Simcoe police say witnesses at the Stroud Arena -- who were dressed as Dorothy, Glinda the Good Witch and the Wicked Witch of the East -- said the Tin Man had been punched by his friend the Scarecrow.

In a release, police say "the Scarecrow didn't have the brains to stick around, and ran away with the Cowardly Lion."

Turns out "the Tin Man didn't have the heart to lay charges against his friend, and refused to tell the officers anything."

He was treated for minor injuries.

Police say they believe alcohol was involved. (Ya think?)

 http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/man-dressed-as-tin-man-injured-in-fight-with-scarecrow-cowardly-lion-police-1.2639973

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Obama jokes that Republicans who claim they can handle Putin, can’t even handle CNBC!

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Ladies and Gentlemen, I just LOVE this headline: "Donald Trump says ‘no thanks’ to John Oliver, but ‘Last Week Tonight’ host says mogul was never invited!" (Seems like a case of "you can't fire me ....., I QUIT!")

 

Donald Trump has feuded with plenty of people during his presidential campaign. The latest: John Oliver.

Last week, the “Last Week Tonight” host said he has no interest in booking Trump on his late-night show.

“I don’t really care about him in any capacity,” Oliver said Friday on “CBS This Morning.” “I’ve really got nothing to say to him. He’s said everything he wants to say. He’s got no internal monologue, that man. It’s not like you’re going in to find the secret nugget he’s been holding back.”

“He’s an open book,” Oliver continued. “And that book doesn’t have that many interesting words in it.”

The real estate mogul fired back via his preferred medium — Twitter — claiming the weekly HBO program had reached out to him.

“John Oliver had his people call to ask me to be on his very boring and low rated show,” Trump tweeted. “I said ‘NO THANKS’ Waste of time & energy!”

https://www.yahoo.com/politics/donald-trump-says-no-thanks-to-john-oliver-but-142121056.html

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Do ya remember on the weekend when I was talking about all the crap the politically correct crowd was yapping about?

Well, get a load of Heidi Klum, and her attempt to be PC! [sic]