Sunday Morning Funnies # 44

The Pillsbury Dough-boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly.  He was 71.

Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.  Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Buttersworth,  Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch.  The grave-site was piled high with flours.
 
Aunt Jeremiah delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Dough-boy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
 
Born and bread in Minnesota , Dough-boy rose quickly in show business,  but his later life was filled with turnovers.  He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
 
Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
 
Dough-boy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven.   He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
 
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes. 
 
If you smiled while reading this, please rise to the occasion and pass it on to someone having a crumby day and kneading a lift.

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Since it's also Easter Sunday Morning I thought it appropriate that we have this message presented as a public service!