Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Donald Trump has more than tiny little hands!

Dear Readers:

One of our regulars sent in this copy of a painting of Donald Drumpf that proves he has a little tiny penis.

The woman who sent this in will remain anonymous on these pages since she has been beat up, and even received death threats from Trump supporters for her efforts.


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Folks it is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have to announce that our favourite Alien "ALF" died of old age yesterday at a retirement home in Hollywood.

Anyone who wishes to make a donation in memory of ALF is urged to donate a cat to your local S.P.C.A.

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After all the media frenzy abut that gay bar in Orlando the mainstream press has started referring to the gay community as the L.G.B.T.Q.

That's all fine and dandy (no pun intended) with me, but isn't putting a Q for queer on the end a bit redundant?