Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

Friday, July 22, 2016

Smile, you're on Candid Camera!

Dear Readers:

I have mentioned this in the past, but since the thought won't go away I am going to ask for public help to resolve this issue. (I know it might lead some people to believe I'm some sore of a degenerate or weirdo, but I'm willing to take that chance!)

I have often thought that one of the funniest things I could do was to take a "candid camera" style close up video's of a person's face as they ........, as they ....., well, let's not beat around the bush ..., as they were having a bowel movement.

That's right folks, what sort of faces people make as they are having a crap!!!

In spite of what other people might think, I know this would be one of the funniest video's of all time ............., the only problem is that I just can't figure out how to do it without either getting sued or arrested!

Any ideas?