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My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Scientific Theories!

To whom it may concern:

Too funny! Science jokes:  

I AM! Said God.

I think, therefore I am! Said Descartes.

I yam what I yam, and that's all what I yam! Said Popeye.