We found a black Trump voter!

To whom it may concern:

After weeks of searching, and multiple inquiries and dead end leads,  The Perspective Research Department has finally found a black man who is going to vote for Drumpf!

Just outside of Raleigh, North Carolina, a scenario plays out as a black veteran makes a spirited case for Trump to his barber, with the entire shop tuned in.

As a small business owner, he admires Trump’s personal success and blames his own inability to get ahead on day laborers, who he suspects are undocumented and who he says are cutting into his home-contracting services.


He tells of attending two Trump rallies and then, amid chuckles from the other men, launches into a familiar refrain: “Build that wall! Build that wall!”

 (In one poll this summer, Drumpf achieved the remarkable feat of getting zero percent of the black vote in two key swing states, Ohio and Pennsylvania.)

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 I FOUND JESUS! (He was behind the couch the whole time!)

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 A 44-year-old man in England is possibly the first person in history to be cured of HIV. Scientists working on an experimental new therapy say that the virus is now completely undetectable in his blood.

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A team gathered from five UK universities is currently conducting trials on 50 people. Mark Samuels, managing director of the National Institute for Health Research Office for Clinical Research Infrastructure, told The Sunday Times, “We are exploring the real possibility of curing HIV. This is a huge challenge and it’s still early days but the progress has been remarkable.”

The patient has not been identified but we know he’s a social care worker in London. He is cautiously thrilled about the results saying, “It would be great if a cure has happened. My last blood test was a couple of weeks ago and there is no detectable virus, although I am still gay!”

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Environment Canada says that 'Fall' has been delayed a couple of weeks because of global warming, but they hope to have it fixed by the end of the month at the latest!

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For now, such exotic civilizations remain in the realm of science fiction. But scientists have plenty of ideas about what real alien life might be like, and what our chances are of ever discovering whether we are alone in the universe.