After weeks of searching, and multiple inquiries and dead end leads, The Perspective Research Department has finally found a black man who is going to vote for Drumpf!
Just outside of Raleigh, North Carolina, a scenario plays out as a black veteran makes a spirited case for Trump to his barber, with the entire shop tuned in.
As a small business owner, he admires Trump’s personal success and blames his own inability to get ahead on day laborers, who he suspects are undocumented and who he says are cutting into his home-contracting services.
He tells of attending two Trump rallies and then, amid chuckles from the other men, launches into a familiar refrain: “Build that wall! Build that wall!”
(In one poll this summer, Drumpf achieved the remarkable feat of getting zero percent of the black vote in two key swing states, Ohio and Pennsylvania.)
The patient has not been identified but we know he’s a social care worker in London. He is cautiously thrilled about the results saying, “It would be great if a cure has happened. My last blood test was a couple of weeks ago and there is no detectable virus, although I am still gay!”