Sitting on the toilet this morning I had a great idea for a new TV quiz show. (I get a lot of great ideas while on the 'throne!")
Music has been a big part of my life ever since I was a D.J. on the radio those many years ago.
BUT ....., there is a problem!
Going into my brain is a pure representation of whatever song I am listening to, but coming out by singing something happens that seems to scramble the notes and it becomes quite unintelligible. (In other words, I can't sing worth a damn!)
NOW, here's my idea!
We start a T.V. show where contestants can vie for cash and prizes by guessing what song I am singing or humming!
Believe me folks, it won't be easy!