Rodman new Ambassador to North Korea!

Dear Friends: According to the latest press release from the "Perspective Naked News Department" after the less than stellar reception Mike Pompeo got in North Korea over the weekend President Drumpf has relieved him of any further negotiations and next time will send Dennis Rodman as the new Ambassador to North Korea instead!

 On Saturday, North Korea slammed what it called the US' "gangster-like mindset" during the talks, according to a report by state media. The accusation came after Pompeo visited Pyongyang and declared that the talks were productive.

"People are going to make stray comments after meetings," he said of North Korea's assertion. "If I paid attention to what the press said, I'd go nuts. I am determined to achieve the commitment that President Trump made, and I'm counting on chairman Kim to be determined to follow through on the commitment that he made."

North Korea has said the "attitude" of the US was regrettable and not in the spirit of the June 12 summit in Singapore between President Donald Trump and North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

"We expected the US to bring constructive measures to build confidence in accordance with the spirit of the US-NK Summit," the statement carried by state-run news agency KCNA said.

Meanwhile, Rodman 56, a Hall of Famer whose manic energy and genius sense for rebounding helped him win five NBA championships and become perhaps the greatest defensive player in league history, resurfaced this month when he prepared to take his fifth trip to North Korea to visit Kim Jong Un, the Stalinist leader whom he befriended in 2013.

 "The main thing we doing is trying to open doors between both countries," Rodman said in a video uploaded to his Twitter account before he departed, walking next to Chris Volo, part of his marketing team and a former low-level mixed martial arts fighter. "Wish us luck."

Those close to Rodman believe he travels to North Korea with sincere, if naive, intentions. "He genuinely thinks he's trying to change the world," Lancaster said. But having befriended Kim Jong Un, a basketball fanatic who reportedly admired Rodman as a player, he seems, even to some friends, willfully ignorant of the dictator's brutality.

"I said Dennis, you realize they have gulags and they have oppressive regimes, right?" Lancaster said. "He said, 'Yeah, but I haven't seen it.' Of course you haven't seen it!"

Rodman told ABC "if you actually talk to" Kim Jong Un, people would see a friendly person. (He said the two have sang karaoke and ridden horses together.)

So there!