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Thursday, 15 August 2019

I can't come up with a title for this one!

Dear Friends:

The Mrs. Herself and I were having one of our usual weird conversations when she said she had just read on the Internet that mothers who had a lot of morning sickness also had smarter babies with better memories.

Now there are two things to consider here...... first of all both her kids are exceptionally bright and they both have excellent memories........ and the second thing is that she was plagued with morning sickness for the entire time she was pregnant with both kids! (They're not my kids, I have two of my own! Yes, they're smart too!)

After a bit of reflection, I was at a loss to find a connection between morning sickness and smarts in the kids........ and the more I thought about it the more confused and bewildered I became! (It just didn't make any sense....... and there was absolutely no connection I could come up with that 'sick' and 'smart' were somehow connected! 

BUT!

Then my ever-inquisitive perseverance paid off!

Of course, there was no commonality between sick and smart............ but something that made the kids smart could also make the mother sick!

Thank God I thought of that........ otherwise I would have been tossing and turning all night!


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