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Tuesday, 31 March 2009

You Pay, Computer Prays For You!

I saw this...... thought about it for a while....... but still don't really know what to make of it except; "Only in America!"

"Information Age Prayer" is a site that charges you a monthly fee to say prayers for you.

A typical charge is $4.95 per month to say three prayers specified by you each day.

It gives you the satisfaction of knowing that your prayers will always be said even if you wake up late, or forget.

You know, like when the Alzheimer's is kicking in!

Here is how the church (?) describes itself!

Information Age Prayer is a subscription service utilizing a computer with text-to-speech capability to incant your prayers each day.

We use state of the art text to speech synthesizers to voice each prayer at a volume and speed equivalent to typical person praying. Each prayer is voiced individually, with the name of the subscriber displayed on screen.

At Information Age Prayer we think our service should be used like a prayer supplement, to extend and strengthen a subscriber's connection with God. Traditional prayer is an integral part of this connection and should never be forgone, even after signing up.

To See Prayers - Click Your Religion;
-Protestant
-Catholic
-Jewish
-Muslim
-Unaffiliated
-Other Religions

Promotional Rates for New Users!

Limited Time Only!

Rather than paying for multiple months at once, you may subscribe to a given prayer service and "PayPal" will automatically bill you each month.

(Did you know we give 10% of all revenue to charity! Would you like us to donate to your organization?)

You can subscribe for yourself, or you can purchase a subscription as a gift to friends or family.
THINK ABOUT IT FOLKS, WOULDN'T THIS MAKE A GREAT EASTER GIFT!

Simply Click - H E R E

And remember kids, once again, you heard it here first!

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-Allan; That kinda defeats the purpose of praying. Aren't prayers supposed to be SINCERE?
Leah Christensen

-Allan; Paying money makes it sincere. And only $4.95 a month. You really keep us up to date.
Leo L.,

-Heh Leo, It's cheaper than cable!

Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E ! and as a paperback H E R E !

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