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Saturday, 11 April 2009

Saturday Morning Confusion, or HELP, I don't know what to do!

Dear Readers;

I just got this in the mail this morning and don't know what to do!

I am so confused!

HELP!

Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime
Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc

Customers Service Hours--Monday To Saturday:
Office Hours Monday To Saturday:

Attn: Beneficiary,

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have
thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring
Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors
claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr.
Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks,
kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman
Shamsuddeen,

Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of
Investigation.

During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not
received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial
Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance
Payment.

The New American President Barrack Obama have made way to all americans who
have not yet received their payment,

In recent ages, The American experienced difficulties in receiving their
funds because of the former presidents of USA,

As you know quite well that Nigeria is a black country and the Past
American presidents treats the blacks in the america like slaves,

The White americans practice races against the blacks and the Nigerian
Government is not happy about this and this is the main reason why your payment
have been delayed with one excuse or the other,

Your New President Barrack Obama had a meeting with the Nigerian President
some weeks ago and for the fact, Barrack Obama is a black man and will stop
races in America,

All americans are eligible to receive their payment now without anymore
headaches.

This is a good news to you so act fast and receive your payment now without
anymore delay.

Please I have taken this measure, having observed and known what you have
suffered in your pursuit so far to claim your funds with fake banks IN AFRICA
ESPECIALLY NIGERIA(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA/ FAKE SCURITY BANK)e.t.c and I have
understood that it would take a long rough journey for you to receive this funds
through ATM CARD Payment, this is while we have gone this extra mile in making
sure that you receive immediately your deposit through this safe means
where there will be no trail and error or stories.

Since your deposit was called back to Africa and was converted into the
Ecowas treasury after arresting all the people involved in scaming you both from
NIGERIA, Benin Republic and UKTherefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry
Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by
cordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can
use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a
maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily.

You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM
CARD.

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction,
you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect
the American Citizens.

All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via
email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your
behalf which will cost you $320.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which
contains details of the agent who will process your
transaction.


CONTACT INFORMATIONNAME: MR. SMITH WILLIAMSEMAIL: smithwilliams1001@yahoo.cn
(Do contact Mr. SMITH WILLIAMS of the ATM CARD CENTRE directly with your
details.)

FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
AGE:

So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment
information’s which you'll use in making payment of $320.00 via Western Union
Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip
after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated
home address without any further delay.

We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT
CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our
Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.

We assure you that your parcel will arrive your country within 2 days as
soon as this company receive the payment of $320.00 by you and the tracking
number of your parcel will be sent to you via e-mail immediately so that you can
track it yourself to see whether we are competent in the discharge of our
duties.

Thanks and hope to read from you soon.

ROBERT S. MUELLER,
DIRECTOR
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535

Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming
to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in
contact with Mr. SMITH WILLIAMS of the ATM CARD CENTRE who is the rightful
person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails
you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence
investigation.
Boy, looks like this is going to keep me busy for a while, but what the hell, I sure could use the money!

Your faithful scribe;
Allan W Janssen

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-Allan;... you should send them $320.00 and all your personal information, of course.
Chuck L

-Allan; Barrack Obama is a black man and will stop races in America, Does this include the Boston Marathon?Grammar, and spellcheck...
Elizabeth O.,

-Allan; While your sending personal imformation include Captian Kirk'S from the starship Enterprise. What the hell, include to whole crew.
Richard Regener,

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