Hey Kids, we have a good way for you to spend your Sunday. "Modern Day Songs for Boomers!"
Just match these song titles with their pictures!
Splich Splash, I was havin' a flash!
Mrs. Brown you've got a lovely walker!
How can you mend a broken hip?
The first time ever I forgot your face!
I can't see clearly now!
Fifty was to lose your liver!
Once, twice, three time to the bathroom!
I heard it through the Grape Nuts!
A whiter shade of hair!
You make me feel like napping!
Pappa's got a kidney stone!
Denture Queen!
Knock three time if you hear me fall!
I am woman, hear me snore!
It's my procedure and I'll cry if I want to!
On the commode again!
And finally, I get by with a little help from Depends!Allan W Janssen is the author of the book The Plain Truth About God (What the mainstream religions don't want you to know......!) and is available as an E-Book H E R E! and H E R E! And as a paperback H E R E ! and H E R E !
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