Maybe there is somnething wrong with me!!!!

Dear Readers:

I have occasional bouts of self-doubt, as I'm sure most of you do, but every now and then I cross the line a bit and start to wonder about myself!

For the longest time now I have been trying to think of a good "hook" for a reality show type of short film!

I've given lots of thought to the matter, and I have a favourite one that keeps popping up in my head even though I know it's not possible. (You're going to think this is perverted, or at least strange!)

What I want to do, but can't figure out how to do it, is take "Candid Camera" type close-up shots of people's faces as they are having a crap!

Now I know this is not possible, at least.................... not without getting arrested, but just the same I think this would be one of the funniest short films in history!

Is there something wrong with me?