First President Obama put a halt to the Keystone XL pipeline in the
States after bowing to pressure from tree huggers and clean energy
advocates, and now the Perspective Research Department, as well as the
Naked News staff, has discovered that a combination of
environmentalists, animal rights groups, and members of P.E.T.A. have
managed to put at least a six month, and perhaps a permanent stop to the
Northern Gateway pipeline project folks!
Seems
there are some ornithologists (bird watchers) who discovered a pair of
Northern Finch (Which is an endangered species) about to build a nest
in one of the valleys where the multi-billion dollar pipeline was to be
constructed over the next several years.
Scientists want the Finches to breed, and have cautioned against disturbing them in case they don’t produce any offspring this year, so the construction project has been placed on hiatus for the foreseeable future!
Ministry of the Environment officials and local Indian tribes have greeted the news with jubilation, while Canada Pipelines has stated that the people they hired for the project will have to go back on unemployment insurance.
The Federal Government will also work to extend the E.I. benefits for the pipeline workers, as well as the thousands expected to be laid off at the Oil Sands!
Seems
there are some ornithologists (bird watchers) who discovered a pair of
Northern Finch (Which is an endangered species) about to build a nest
in one of the valleys where the multi-billion dollar pipeline was to be
constructed over the next several years.Scientists want the Finches to breed, and have cautioned against disturbing them in case they don’t produce any offspring this year, so the construction project has been placed on hiatus for the foreseeable future!
Ministry of the Environment officials and local Indian tribes have greeted the news with jubilation, while Canada Pipelines has stated that the people they hired for the project will have to go back on unemployment insurance.
The Federal Government will also work to extend the E.I. benefits for the pipeline workers, as well as the thousands expected to be laid off at the Oil Sands!
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