According to government regulations all television stations were supposed to tone down the volume on their commercials so that they are no louder than the program itself.

This was supposed to come into effect last SEPTEMBER kids!
Guess what?

It didn’t!

Commercials still blast away and nobody has said so much as BOO about it!


I don’t know what is going on, but I thought when the C.R.T.C. tells ya to tone it down, you do it………………….. or lose your license!

This means the C.R.T.C. is a toothless tiger, or it was all just a bunch of bullshit to make us shut up for a while.

Well guess what, boys and girls?

I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take it anymore!

We here at the Perspective Research Department have arranged for the Friendly Giant to give out protest petition to those in the higher reaches of government, and “The Count” to tell us every time a commercial is louder than it should be, and “Miss Molly” from “Romper Room” to look in her magic mirror and find out who is behind this assault on our senses!

Stay tuned ………. as they say!