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Friday, May 17, 2013

Trouble in Oompa Loompa land

Dear Readers:
The Perspective Research Department, and the Naked News staff, have received information that there is unrest amongst the Oompa Loompa population, and that serious civil turmoil is possible.
Your humble reporter does not personally believe there is any imminent threat, and this story would not normally make the news at all ............, except I really like saying OOMPA LOOMPA!
Your 'ever vigilant' scribe:
Allan W Janssen