O.K. folks, time for me to rant and rave again about life's injuries
and injustice ......., the inappropriate, insensitive, incessant,
incoherent, incontrovertible assault on our morals and senses from
morning till night!
(I think the reason I'm in such a foul mood today is because I just had my SECOND colonoscopy in less than a month! This involved going without food for almost two days each time, and the second time they had to fill me with pressurized air and do a CT scan because they couldn't get that snake-thing all the way around my large bowel the first time.)
With the help of the Naked News department, I made a list of stuff bugging me.
Let’s start with IMMIGRANTS. I have stated in the past that when my
parents came to this country the first thing they learned was what their
OBLIGATIONS were.
To accommodate the immigrants who didn’t know enough ENGLISH, (he, she, or they) suggested that we re-name the lines and just give them numbers.
SO, the Yonge line would become #1, Eglinton would be #55 [sic] Bloor/Danforth could be called #82 and the Spadina line would be re-branded as # 38 1/2!
(How about we just require the sons-a-bitches to learn English, bunky!)
NEXT is the question of abortion in this country ……………………, and it involves immigrants again!
Next is Justin Bieber!
AND ONE OTHER THING: I mentioned yesterday that an article in the site ‘canadastandard.com’ (http://www.canadastandard.com/index.php/sid/220399468/scat/71df8d33cd2a30df) sounded a little familiar and I was right.
At first I thought I was suffering from dementia or deja-vu, but after doing a bit of investigating I think the site might be one of those Liberal, left wing publications that didn’t have any new stuff to harass Ron Ford with ………………….., so they just dug up some old shit and used that again!
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Canadian comic, actor and writer Brent Butt made his feature film debut this past weekend in the new comedy No Clue.
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Those two men with the stolen passports on the flight that disappeared on the way from Malaysia to China are now suspected of being involved in something criminal, instead of political!
This composite of images #477770287 & #477770285 shows cctv imagery released by police of an Iranian suspect, Pouria Nour Mohammad Mehrdad, who was travelling on Flight MH370 with a stolen Austrian passport, (L) and an unindentified suspect who was travelling on Flight MH370 with a stolen Italian passport (R), on March 11, 2014 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Officials have expanded the search area for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 to include more of the | How Foo Yeen via Getty Images
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NEWS FOR ALL YOU “CLIMATE CHANGE” FANATICS!
Canadians are expecting a “modest hiring climate” heading into the second quarter of the year, reveals a new survey, with employers in the construction and transportation and public utilities sectors reporting the strongest job prospects.
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/modest-hiring-climate-expected-for-next-quarter-1.1723665#ixzz2vfCiLs5h
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AND FINALLY
Folks I saw this in the London Free Press this morning and it cracked me up!!!!!!
(I think the reason I'm in such a foul mood today is because I just had my SECOND colonoscopy in less than a month! This involved going without food for almost two days each time, and the second time they had to fill me with pressurized air and do a CT scan because they couldn't get that snake-thing all the way around my large bowel the first time.)
With the help of the Naked News department, I made a list of stuff bugging me.
Let’s start with IMMIGRANTS. I have stated in the past that when my
parents came to this country the first thing they learned was what their
OBLIGATIONS were.
Now, when someone comes here to our fair land, the first thing they want to know is what their RIGHTS are!
What brought this on is an idea some asshole at city hall in Toronto had about re-naming the subway lines in the city!To accommodate the immigrants who didn’t know enough ENGLISH, (he, she, or they) suggested that we re-name the lines and just give them numbers.
SO, the Yonge line would become #1, Eglinton would be #55 [sic] Bloor/Danforth could be called #82 and the Spadina line would be re-branded as # 38 1/2!
NEXT is the question of abortion in this country ……………………, and it involves immigrants again!
A lot of different ethnic groups are culturally inclined to have boys
when they are starting a family, so they have started using our lax
abortion laws to kill female babies.You know, use abortion as a method of birth control!
They get an ultrasound at the end of the first tri-mester of pregnancy, and if it’s a girl ……………. it’s bye, bye Betty!
(Matter of fact, among the children born to immigrants from certain
parts of the world, (who shall remain nameless) the ratio is about 3
boys for every girl!)
Next is Justin Bieber!
I don’t know if you have seen the tape of his legal thingy in Florida
for DUI, assault and stupidity, but this kids arrogance, attitude and
demeanor is in desperate need of a major attitude adjustment folks.
Throw the little asshole in jail for a while …………………, that might straighten him out!AND ONE OTHER THING: I mentioned yesterday that an article in the site ‘canadastandard.com’ (http://www.canadastandard.com/index.php/sid/220399468/scat/71df8d33cd2a30df) sounded a little familiar and I was right.
At first I thought I was suffering from dementia or deja-vu, but after doing a bit of investigating I think the site might be one of those Liberal, left wing publications that didn’t have any new stuff to harass Ron Ford with ………………….., so they just dug up some old shit and used that again!
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Canadian comic, actor and writer Brent Butt made his feature film debut this past weekend in the new comedy No Clue.
Directed by Carl Bessai, the film is a contemporary riff on the film
noir detective tale — albeit with a comic bent — featuring the former Corner Gas star and actress Amy Smart.
There’s only one problem folks ……………., Brent Butt ain’t funny!
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Those two men with the stolen passports on the flight that disappeared on the way from Malaysia to China are now suspected of being involved in something criminal, instead of political!
This composite of images #477770287 & #477770285 shows cctv imagery released by police of an Iranian suspect, Pouria Nour Mohammad Mehrdad, who was travelling on Flight MH370 with a stolen Austrian passport, (L) and an unindentified suspect who was travelling on Flight MH370 with a stolen Italian passport (R), on March 11, 2014 in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Officials have expanded the search area for missing Malaysia Airlines flight MH370 to include more of the | How Foo Yeen via Getty Images
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NEWS FOR ALL YOU “CLIMATE CHANGE” FANATICS!
Canadians are expecting a “modest hiring climate” heading into the second quarter of the year, reveals a new survey, with employers in the construction and transportation and public utilities sectors reporting the strongest job prospects.
Read more: http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/modest-hiring-climate-expected-for-next-quarter-1.1723665#ixzz2vfCiLs5h
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AND FINALLY
Folks I saw this in the London Free Press this morning and it cracked me up!!!!!!
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