This isn’t to punish women for parading around topless folks. The infractions are as minor as showing a tuft of hair, a well turned ankle, or a bit of forearm.
And heaven help any woman who is walking the streets alone ……………….., by this we mean without her husband, or brother along as a chaperone!
NOW!
The reason I mention this is because the Islamic Republic of Iran was elected to several United Nations human rights committees last week, including a four-year term on the Commission on the Status of Women.
THAT’S RIGHT FOLKS, IRAN IS NOW IN CHARGE OF FIGHTING FOR WOMEN’S RIGHTS!
(And what is even more ridiculous is North Korea being appointed to the U.N. Commission of Human Rights!)
And you wonder why we keep saying the United Nations should be ABOLISHED!
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EXTRA, EXTRA: It’s not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch’s new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.
In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an “astonishing” 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.
This isn’t exactly breaking news. Alfred Kinsey determined
decades ago that the majority of men ejaculated in 2 minutes or less.
(Interestingly enough, a sex therapist recently defined intercourse
lasting fewer than 2 minutes as premature ejaculation to the Daily
Mail.)So what’s a guy to do, other than get over it? A Swedish study offers one interesting course of action: Researchers had men who couldn’t make it more than a minute complete 12 weeks of pelvic floor exercises; their average ejaculation time rose nearly five-fold, from 31.7 seconds to 146.2 seconds!
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/27/newser-short-sex/8281069/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+usatoday-NewsTopStories+%28USATODAY+-+News+Top+Stories%29
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Speaking of sex:
Fertility doctors were baffled when a
perfectly-healthy couple claimed they couldn’t have children – until
they confessed they had never made love.
The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course.
When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life.
A spokesman for the clinic said: “We’re not talking about retards
here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment
who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they
were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be
perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex.
“The husband said, ‘We’re not exactly sure what you mean’.”
The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: “They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child.”
He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a “turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head.” He went on: “Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality.
“But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence.”
The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education.
The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course.
When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life.
A spokesman for the clinic said: “We’re not talking about retards
here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment
who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they
were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be
perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex.“The husband said, ‘We’re not exactly sure what you mean’.”
The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: “They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child.”
He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a “turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head.” He went on: “Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality.
“But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence.”
The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education.
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WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THESE GUYS ARE: The playwright and
producers of a Broadway show are demanding $2 million from former lead
actress Valerie Harper, claiming she hurt the play when a brain cancer
diagnosis forced her to drop out.
Although the Mary Tyler Moore Show actress first contracted lung
cancer in 2009, she continued to work, eventually landing the role of
Tallulah Bankhead in Matthew Lombardo’s Broadway show, “Looped.” Harper
received rave reviews for her portrayal of the troubled actress, playing
the role for nearly three years.
But that all changed in late 2012 when Harper apparently
began slurring her words and forgetting lines during rehearsals. It grew
so noticeable that the director eventually demanded she seek medical
attention.
She was diagnosed with leptomeningeal carcinomatosis, a fatal brain cancer, and was given only months to live.
According to the lawsuit, Harper dropped out of the play the same month and sought treatment.
After she left, the production refused to pay out the rest of her
contract, prompting Harper to sue. Now, Lombardo and the show’s
producers are suing back, alleging Harper hid her brain cancer diagnosis
from the production. They’re demanding $500,000 that they say it took
to hire a new actress, plus an additional $1.5 million in punitive
damages.
————————————————AND FINALLY: A few words about the remarks Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angele’s Clippers of the National Basketball League, made during a private phone conversation with his girlfriend!
In the 10-minute audio recording posted online by
TMZ, a man, alleged to be Mr Sterling, can be heard criticising a woman
for posting photographs of herself with black friends attending
Clippers’ matches on a social media site.
“It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you are associating with black people. Do you have to?” the man says.
“The little I ask is not to promote it on that… and not to bring them to my games.”
“It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you are associating with black people. Do you have to?” the man says.
“The little I ask is not to promote it on that… and not to bring them to my games.”
First of all it was supposed to be a private conversation ……………………….,
and second, although it is his “mea culpa,” it seems as if the whole
thing is being blown WAY out of proportion!
Folks, the guy is not an axe murderer, he is not a child molester,
and he is not a rapist ………………………….., he’s just a nasty old man who
displayed prejudice, and a lack of civility and manners!As for claims that he engages in racist practices in his business dealings, this is just more agitation from a group that claims he was discriminating against Blacks and Hispanics, and in favour of Koreans when renting out his apartments!
Folks, that’s not racism, that’s a straight business decision! It seems a lot of the Blacks and Hispanics around there don’t pay their rent in a timely fashion ……………….., while the Koreans do!!!
End of story!
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