Every spring, morality police take to the street’s in Iran to punish “bad hijab.”
This isn’t to punish women for parading around topless folks. The infractions are as minor as showing a tuft of hair, a well turned ankle, or a bit of forearm.
And heaven help any woman who is walking the streets alone ……………….., by this we mean without her husband, or brother along as a chaperone!
The reason I mention this is because the Islamic Republic of Iran was elected to several United Nations human rights committees last week, including a four-year term on the Commission on the Status of Women.
(And what is even more ridiculous is North Korea being appointed to the U.N. Commission of Human Rights!)
And you wonder why we keep saying the United Nations should be ABOLISHED!
EXTRA, EXTRA: It’s not exactly the most romantic statistic: Almost half of all men finish sex within two minutes, reports the New Republic by way of Dr. Harry Fisch’s new book, The New Naked: The Ultimate Sex Education for Grown-Ups.
In an excerpt published on Nerve, Fisch notes that his patients are typically fixed on what the normal frequency of sex should be, but that quality — and therefore duration — should be of equal concern. He trots out statistics from previous sex studies to that end: that the length of the average sex act is 7.3 minutes, but an “astonishing” 43% of such acts are completed within 2 minutes.

1057885-Royalty-Free-Clip-Art-Illustration-Of-A-Hairy-Nude-Shy-Man-Covering-Himself-Up-With-His-ArmsThis isn’t exactly breaking news. Alfred Kinsey determined decades ago that the majority of men ejaculated in 2 minutes or less. (Interestingly enough, a sex therapist recently defined intercourse lasting fewer than 2 minutes as premature ejaculation to the Daily Mail.)
But the New Republic points out that men, not women, are probably more likely to be most bothered by the figure. A 2004 study found that men reported a significantly longer ideal duration of intercourse than did women; both sexes had similar ideas about the ideal foreplay length.
So what’s a guy to do, other than get over it? A Swedish study offers one interesting course of action: Researchers had men who couldn’t make it more than a minute complete 12 weeks of pelvic floor exercises; their average ejaculation time rose nearly five-fold, from 31.7 seconds to 146.2 seconds!
Speaking of sex:
Fertility doctors were baffled when a perfectly-healthy couple claimed they couldn’t have children – until they confessed they had never made love.
The husband, 36, and his 32-year-old wife thought that all they had to do to make a baby was to lie next to each other and let nature take its course.
When nothing happened, they saved up £7,000 and went to an IVF clinic where they were given a quick lesson about the facts of life.
4146-Religious-Adam-Covering-His-Sexual-Organ-Penis-With-A-Leaf-ClipartA spokesman for the clinic said: “We’re not talking about retards here, but a couple who were brought up in a strict religious environment who simply did not know how babies were created. It was only after they were subjected to a battery of tests and both were found to be perfectly fertile that we asked them how often they had sex.

“The husband said, ‘We’re not exactly sure what you mean’.”
The couple are now doing a sexual therapy course, which, doctors hope, will lead to the child they are longing for.
The spokesman for the clinic at the German University of Luebeck added: “They seemed to think that lying next to each other at night in their bedclothes would somehow miraculously produce a child.”
He said the couple had read up about in-vitro fertilisation treatment but believed it was something to do with a “turkey baster, a mattress and a woman standing on her head.” He went on: “Although this does have its humorous side, the pair were woefully ignorant about sexuality.
“But at least they have a marvellous awakening to look forward to at a time when most people have long shed their innocence.”
The university plans to carry out a survey to discover how many more childless couples think the same way and are in desperate need of basic sex education.
Read more at http://www.snopes.com/pregnant/fertility.asp#FFwRGjIi0CrtDXlM.99

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WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES THESE GUYS ARE: The playwright and producers of a Broadway show are demanding $2 million from former lead actress Valerie Harper, claiming she hurt the play when a brain cancer diagnosis forced her to drop out.
Although the Mary Tyler Moore Show actress first contracted lung cancer in 2009, she continued to work, eventually landing the role of Tallulah Bankhead in Matthew Lombardo’s Broadway show, “Looped.” Harper received rave reviews for her portrayal of the troubled actress, playing the role for nearly three years.

vlkrohvzrrlafacwwtsuBut that all changed in late 2012 when Harper apparently began slurring her words and forgetting lines during rehearsals. It grew so noticeable that the director eventually demanded she seek medical attention.
She was diagnosed with leptomeningeal carcinomatosis, a fatal brain cancer, and was given only months to live.
According to the lawsuit, Harper dropped out of the play the same month and sought treatment.
After she left, the production refused to pay out the rest of her contract, prompting Harper to sue. Now, Lombardo and the show’s producers are suing back, alleging Harper hid her brain cancer diagnosis from the production. They’re demanding $500,000 that they say it took to hire a new actress, plus an additional $1.5 million in punitive damages.
AND FINALLY: A few words about the remarks Donald Sterling, owner of the Los Angele’s Clippers of the National Basketball League, made during a private phone conversation with his girlfriend!
In the 10-minute audio recording posted online by TMZ, a man, alleged to be Mr Sterling, can be heard criticising a woman for posting photographs of herself with black friends attending Clippers’ matches on a social media site.
“It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you are associating with black people. Do you have to?” the man says.
“The little I ask is not to promote it on that… and not to bring them to my games.”
Look folks, sure the guy is a bigot, and sure he is a racist, and for sure he is an asshole!

First of all it was supposed to be a private conversation ………………………., and second, although it is his “mea culpa,” it seems as if the whole thing is being blown WAY out of proportion!
_74478010_022052169Folks, the guy is not an axe murderer, he is not a child molester, and he is not a rapist ………………………….., he’s just a nasty old man who displayed prejudice, and a lack of civility and manners!
For the politically correct crowd to demand he sell his basketball team, and be whipped with a wet noddle, this is just a bunch of bleating from a group of self righteous sheep that cry foul at any perceived injustice or transgression of their carefully nurtured morality and world view.
As for claims that he engages in racist practices in his business dealings, this is just more agitation from a group that claims he was discriminating against Blacks and Hispanics, and in favour of Koreans when renting out his apartments!
Folks, that’s not racism, that’s a straight business decision!  It seems a lot of the Blacks and Hispanics around there don’t pay their rent in a timely fashion ……………….., while the Koreans do!!!
End of story!

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