(The Wrap – Benham Brothers Speak Out on HGTV Show Being Canned: We’re Committed to Biblical Principles!)
Folks, they say people on the right don’t have a sense of humour, but in this case it seems to be the lefties who are way too serious!
David and Jason Benham issued a statement early Thursday in response to HGTV’s decision to cancel their upcoming show, “Flip It Forward,” after reports came to light of the brothers’ past anti-LGBT ministry and political efforts.

asshole trophy“We were saddened to hear HGTV’s decision,” the brothers wrote. “With all of the grotesque things that can be seen and heard on television today you would think there would be room for two twin brothers who are faithful to our families, committed to biblical principles, and dedicated professionals. If our faith costs us a television show then so be it,” they added.
HGTV announced the show in April, which would have focused a new deserving family each week transforming a fixer-upper into a dream house with the help of the Benhams.
The network said on Wednesday it would not be moving forward with the project.

The Benhams said that criticism that they hated gays and lesbians was false or misconstrued.
“As Christians we are called to love our fellow man. Anyone who suggests that we hate homosexuals or people of other faiths is either misinformed or lying,” they wrote.
imagesCA6LHLW7David Benham tweeted Thursday that despite the show’s cancellation, the twins will keep their commitment to six families who had been selected to participate.
NEVER MIND THE GAY ISSUE KIDS, THESE GUYS ARE STILL OUR “WINNERS OF THE DAY!”
https://tv.yahoo.com/news/hgtvs-benham-brothers-not-hate-homosexuals-182900794.html
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Left wing activists repeated their demands to close the Alberta Oil Sands project yesterday, saying the death of a Suncor Oil Sands worker after being attacked by a bear proves the project is dangerous!
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HERE’S SOMETHING ELSE THOSE RIGHT WING ‘CLIMATE CHANGE DENYING’ BASTARDS WON’T TELL YA: ‘Rock Snot’ Gets Slimy Boost from Global Warming!

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By Denise Chow, Sci-Tech Editor: A type of freshwater algae, known as “rock snot,” that infiltrates river bottoms and clumps on rocks is not an invasive species introduced into waterways by humans, a new study finds. The organism has actually been native to much of the world for thousands of years.
Over the past decade, rock snot has been found in rivers in the United States, Canada, Europe and New Zealand. New research suggests this type of algae — called Didymosphenia geminate, or didymo — is a native species, but the environmental conditions that trigger its visible growth in rivers were previously rare or absent. Now, global warming and other human-caused climate changes could be making rock snot more common in waterways, the scientists said.
(LOOK FOLKS, THEY BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING QUICK, BECAUSE IF THERE’S ONE THING WE DON’T’ NEED MORE OF………, IT’S ROCK SNOT! -Ed.)
http://www.livescience.com/45426-rock-snot-spreads-with-global-warming.html
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imagesBoko Haram, the militant group that denounces Western education and wishes to establish an independent Islamist state in northern Nigeria, has been waging violent attacks in the country for the last five years.
Formed in 2002 by cleric Mohammad Yusuf, Boko Haram’s stated goal has always been to create an independent state in northern Nigeria, which is predominantly Muslim and suffers from abject poverty.
The group views the central government not only as negligent but illegitimate, and wishes to establish a state governed by sharia law.
WELL KIDS, THEY SAY YOU SHOULD LEAD BY EXAMPLE, SO THIS DOESN’T SAY MUCH FOR ISLAM!
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image-8-travel-07-05-11-159031452Stag’s are renowned around the world for getting out of hand. Drunken antics, fancy dress and cheeky pranks like handcuffing the stag to railings are par for the course.
BUT a group in B.C., took this one step further – after dying the bridegroom’s penis GREEN!
Now the unnamed man is suing his pals after he was left green with envy on his big day and honeymoon.
(His buddies said he should leave his dick ‘green,’ because when he went on his honeymoon it would “grow on him!”)
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imagesFZIO19LHThere is a woman we know who is a former school teacher, an ardent NDP supporter, (naturally) and someone who thinks that Stephen Harper is outright EVIL!
I keep telling my wife that there is something wrong with this woman, but then I realize that I feel the same way about Dick Cheney!
(The only difference is ………………., I’m right about Cheney!)
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BIGFOOT FOUND!
No shit kids…………………. get a load of THIS!
The legendary ‘Bigfoot’ was sighted in the wilderness of 7,000ft up, Tantalus mountain range in Canada.

The large two-legged hairy figure was caught on camera by a hiker named Myles Lamont, walking around the snow covered mountain top in British Columbia, Canada.
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NORTH KOREA is getting personal folks, in a new slam against the United States they just called Obama a “monkey!”
(Now that’s not nice!)
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For those of you who keep saying you don’t give a shit………………, this is for you!
imagesJ67IF38HGENEVA (Reuters) – One billion people worldwide still practise “open defecation” and they need to be told that this leads to the spread of fatal diseases, U.N. experts said on Thursday at the launch of a study on drinking water and sanitation.
“‘Excreta’, ‘faeces’, ‘poo’, I could even say ‘shit’ maybe, this is the root cause of so many diseases,” said Bruce Gordon, acting coordinator for sanitation and health at the World Health Organization.
Societies that practice open defecation – putting them at risk from cholera, diarrhoea, dysentry, hepatitis A and typhoid – tend to have large income disparities and the world’s highest numbers of deaths of children under 5 years old.
Attempts to improve sanitation among the poorest have long focused on building latrines, but the United Nations says that money literally went down the toilet. Attitudes, not infrastructure, need to change, it said.
Even in France there is an ongoing problem with people taking a shit from the top of the Eiffel Tower!
It got so bad that most people walking around underneath the landmark are now given umbrella’s!
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Folks, although your harried reporter is NOT a socialist, we here at the Perspective Research Department think that people in the U.S. and Canada should have a minimum “living wage’ and “health care” that is guaranteed by the government …….., just like they do in parts of Europe!
Remember, to paraphrase a well known quote: “Any country is judged by how well they treat their poorest and most deserving citizens!
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New Brunswick report:


untitledBad news for Bullwinkle folks, the New Brunswick government is proposing an increase to the length of the province’s moose hunting season. (Amendments to the Fish and Wildlife Act would increase the season from three to five days.)
The 2014 resident moose draw will be held from May 20 to June 13. The province says the changes would see the longer moose hunting season take place during the last week of September. The public is asked to review and provide comments by June 5.
The perspective Naked News department attempted to get a comment from Bullwinkle Moose, who was touring the province with his magic act (Pulling a rabbit from his hat!) but he apparently fled to B.C.
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