Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! (Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective!)

My wife is right, I am anal retentive...., so now I keep a can of WD-40 next to the toilet! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

Wednesday, June 10, 2015

Is Jerry Seinfeld and Asshole?

(Folks, your ever humble reporter might owe Jerry Seinfeld an apology! But first read what prompted this rant on my part!)

Fresh off his comments about not wanting to perform at colleges, comedian Jerry Seinfeld stopped by Late Night With Seth Meyers and jokingly (?) told him that he didn’t want to be there. He also refused to do a pre-interview and talked about how Meyers’ producers kept calling and asking him to come on already.



NOW! Seems Jerry won't play colleges anymore because they are much too political, and politically correct .............., and this interview might have been done "tongue in cheek!" Sorry Jerry.
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Here's another reason I don't like cats, kids!


Another for the angry cat files: A man in Stamford called 911 to report that he and his wife were too afraid of their cat to go inside their home, reports NBC Connecticut.

Mohammed Lokman placed the call about 1:30am, after the two of them had been stuck outside for hours. A snippet from the call, via CBS New York:

  • Lokman: "The problem is my cat was getting too aggressive. I was inside and she attacked me, and she scratched me in my leg and bite me. So me and my wife, we come outside and now we cannot go in the home like for three, four hours."
  • Dispatcher:"OK, you said a cat?"

Read more: http://www.khey.com/articles/weird-news-104673/angry-cat-keeps-couple-out-of-13659319#ixzz3cfuMTRbW

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Police say a man dressed in women's clothing is accused of using a mirror to try to see into a women's restroom stall inside a Wal-Mart store in Woodbridge, Va. The 53-year-old victim told police the man entered the restroom in the 14000 Worth Ave. store about 10:30 p.m. May 15, stood in front of the stall and tried to use a mirror to see into the stall she was using.

What's the big deal folks, after all, it was Wal-Mart, wasn't it?

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HEY KIDS, YOU HEARD ABOUT IT RAINING CATS AND DOGS, RIGHT?

Or maybe Frogs?

Well how about THIS: Truck carrying 2,200 piglets overturns!

An officer passes off a pig after a semitrailer overturned on a highway carrying about 2,200 pigs in Xenia Township, near Dayton, Ohio, Monday, June 8, 2015. Numerous agencies worked to corral the animals after the crash on U.S. Route 35. (Jim Noelker/The Dayton Daily News via AP) Photo: Jim Noelker, AP / The Dayton Daily NewsAuthorities estimate up to  2,200 piglets may have been scattered across a highway when a semitrailer carrying  them overturned on an Ohio highway.

Agencies and volunteers worked to corral the animals after the crash Monday night on U.S. Route 35 in Xenia Township, near Dayton. Crews picked up squealing pigs by their hind legs.

Some may have escaped into wooded areas. Deputy Chief Greg Beegle of the township's fire department says authorities rounded up those they could find before ending the search.

An officer passes off a pig after a semitrailer overturned on a highway carrying about 2,200 pigs in Xenia Township, near Dayton, Ohio, Monday, June 8, 2015. Numerous agencies worked to corral the animals after the crash on U.S. Route 35. (Jim Noelker/The Dayton Daily News via AP) Photo: Jim Noelker, AP / The Dayton Daily NewsHe says 1,100 were taken to Greene County Fairgrounds to await transportation.

(No word on how many died .............., pending notification of next of kin!

The truck was traveling to Indiana from South Carolina.

 http://www.sfgate.com/news/us/article/Truck-carrying-2-200-pigs-overturns-on-Ohio-6315492.php