Allan's Perspective is not recommended for the politically correct, or the overly religious! Some people have opinions, and some have convictions ..., what we offer is Perspective! (Sometimes I feel like I'm just a bobble-head on the highway of life!)

I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around!

Sunday, September 6, 2015

From being put on ice, to melting ice!

Image result for queen victoriaNews just in to the 'Perspective Research Department' that Queen Elizabeth's tenure as 'Reigning British Monarch' is about to surpass the old record of Queen Victoria's ....., but that's not a done deal folks!

Image result for queen elizabeth in oval photoSupporters of Queen Victoria are rumored to be considering a move that would involve digging up the former Queen and bringing her back for an encore ........, for as long as it takes to assure her continued distinction of being #1.

No word yet from Liz about these plans, but if she's anything like her mother, she might be around for quite a while yet!

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 Ladies and Gentlemen, when we talk about the refugee crisis in Europe, don't let this headline mislead you:

"Will Photo of Drowned Syrian Boy Be a Turning Point?"

Listen bunky, in the long run this picture will make about as much difference to the refugee crisis in Europe as shootings do to gun control in the United States!

In other words, not a damned bit!!!

(And while we're on the subject, where is Hollywood and the Music Industry in trying to do something about this mess?)


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NOW, just so ya don't think there is nothing else to worry about bunky ......, ya might want to have a look at THIS!



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The English language has some wonderfully anthropomorphic collective nouns for the various groups of animals.
We are all familiar with a
Herd of cows,
Flock of chickens,
School of fish
And a Gaggle of geese, and

A Pride of lions.

However, less widely known is:
A Murder of crows
(as well as their cousins the rooks and ravens),

An Exaltation of doves

And, presumably because they look so wise:
A Congress of owls


Now consider a group of Baboons.
They are the loudest, most dangerous, most obnoxious, most viciously aggressive and least intelligent of all primates ...

And what is the proper collective noun for a group of baboons?

Believe it or not …

A Parliament !


YEP... A PARLIAMENT OF BABOONS!
Pretty much explains everything doesn't it?

... You just can’t make this up.


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Today is a gift. That's why we call it the present."