Ben Carson proving he's a true Republican!

Yup, Ben Carson is a Bible thumping asshole just like we all thought he was!

Matter of fact, let's make him our "Asshole of the Day!"

Washington (AFP) - Egypt's pyramids were built by the biblical Joseph to store grain and were not, as archaeologists believe, tombs for pharaohs, Republican presidential hopeful Ben Carson has said.

"My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain," Carson said. "Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don't think it'd just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."

Carson added: "And when you look at the way that the pyramids are made, with many chambers that are hermetically sealed, they'd have to be that way for various reasons. And various of scientists have said, 'Well, you know there were alien beings that came down and they have special knowledge and that's how, you know, it doesn't require an alien being when God is with you." (Oh, did we mention that Carson doesn't believe in climate change or evolution, but does believe that the world is only 6 thousand years old. -Ed.)

http://news.yahoo.com/egypt-pyramids-grain-not-pharoahs-presidential-hopeful-carson-024912363.html# 

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