The Whole Truth!

Dear Readers:

Extra, extra, read all about it ....., Ted Cruz, in spite of his holier than thou attitude, says: “What people do in their own private time with themselves is their own business and it’s none of government’s business.” (Ted Cruz says he will not ban dildos and other sexual toys if he becomes president.)

“There is no substantive-due-process right to stimulate one’s genitals for non-medical purposes unrelated to procreation or outside of an interpersonal relationship,” a brief co-authored by Cruz read.

TED CRUZ EXPLAINING WHERE THE DILDO GOES!

 

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Bernie Sanders has visited the Pope and received a personal endorsement from God, which should help him considerably in the polls!

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Cirque du Soleil, which employs gays for its shows, has issued the following statement: Cirque du Soleil cancels North Carolina shows to protest LGBT law!

 A scene from the Cirque du Soleil production “TORUK – The First Flight.” (Errisson Lawrence/The Publicity Office via AP)
 
Meanwhile, officials have confirmed that the majority of the gays in the State are leaving .........., and moving to Canada!

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 Rumours abound that there will be a big mega-concert in California next October involving The Rolling Stones, Dylan, Paul McCartney, Neil Young, The Who, Pink Floyd, Donny and Marie Osmond and Fred Penner.

Other acts are yet to be finalized, but this might turn out to be quite an event!

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