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Sunday 30 October 2016

Sunday Morning Funnies # 52




FAMILY  TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (always pronounced as Van GO)
 

   
His  dizzy aunt ------------------------------ ----------------- Verti Gogh

   
The  brother who ate prunes------------------------ ------- Gotta Gogh

   
The  brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

   
The  grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

   
His  magician uncle ------------------------------ --  Where-diddy Gogh

   
His  Mexican cousin ------------------------------ ----------  A Mee Gogh

   
The  Mexican cousin's American half-brother ------------ Gring Gogh

   
The  nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

   
The  constipated uncle ------------------------------ ------- Can't Gogh

   
The  ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------ -- Tang Gogh

   
The  bird lover uncle ------------------------------ -------- Flamin Gogh

   
An  aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

   
The  little bouncy nephew ------------------------------ ----- Poe Gogh

   
A sister who loved disco ------------------------------ -------- Go Gogh

   
And  his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

  

    
                         I saw you smiling . . .. there ya Gogh


 

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