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Saturday 6 January 2018

Saturday Morning Confusion about high cable TV prices!

Dear Friends: Seems everything old is new again!

Tired of paying an arm and a leg for cable TV?

Lots of people are switching to things like Netfilix and Internet, but an amazing new invention (?) can do away with all that stuff kids!

It's called "Direct TV." (It goes straight from the station transmitter tower to your TV set folks!

 Here's the ad for it:

 

 It looks like this:

 Now, here's the kicker kids!

You can buy this amazing gadget for only fifty bucks, ($50) but I remember when we had these when I was a kid and they looked a little different but did the same thing for about twenty bucks ($20):


Or, they had a cheaper version that sold for only a couple of bucks:

OR, IF YOU WERE REALLY CHEAP YOU COULD JUST BEND AN OLD COAT HANGER AND STICK IT IN THE ANTENNA SOCKET:


(Glad I could help out!)

The way I see it anyway!
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